Just a Detective tryin to make it in a kingdom of warriors.

 

luckykeiji:

LOOK AT MY DUMB SELFIES! I’m so excited about recapitation Aoba and feathers! Feathers everywhere!

Stop you are too gay its a conspiracy

funkybug:

(baby starts to speak its first words)

baby: d..d…

me: dad ? :-)

baby: die cis scum

kikukachan:

Ahhh, yes, I see I have found Bison Hour on my dash. Thanks potatokraken. I see you there. 

Maybe instead of Potatokraken i should have been detectivebison because ahahahaha

Anonymous asked
My day was a conspiracy but you wanted me to say that...didn't you?!...I said this to myself I said

luckykeiji:

potatokraken:

luckykeiji:

potatokraken:

luckykeiji:

DO I HAVE ANY MESSAGES? ANY MESSAGES?!
yes i do this time.

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EVERYTHINGS A CONSPIRACY

THEY’RE GIVING ANTS SPIDER DICKS

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Vampires love conspiracies.

KJ YOU DID THE THING

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU I COULD CRY

But i won’t because I’m not a cop

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soon, friend. soon….

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YOU GOT IT BUDDY

I lost a follower good bye you Bison hating PLEB